Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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Comments (202)
bipolarchipmunk 0
dude if this was the matrix you might have totally ****** yourself over.
IToldYouSo 0
pill bug? =D
brenna805 0
haaahahah SO bummed.
kay87 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA this has to be the funniest FML i've ever read. definitely look down next time love.
kellster 2
LOL. Next time, look before you swallow???
Jesus_is_cool 0
POOP HAHAHHAHAHHAHA LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHA SHE ATE A POOP HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
errcalvin 0
#2 - Am I blind or did you seriously just "that's what she said" your own comment?
lolololcheese 0
#35 made me laugh and I don't know why.
000001 0
Eep. As long as you're still alive, you're fine. :P
tempaccount 0
Today, I lost one of my Lego bricks. FML.