Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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shoot_me 0
Maybe you just thought you picked something up and swallowed it?
RyanRaygun 0
So the moral of the story is...you're pregnant now? Don't go into the rabbit hole, Neo. The next movie will suck.
lifeislife_fml 0
#20: I once picked up a peanut on my bed only to realize after 1 second that it was a maggot. One of the worst moments of my life. And now everyone probably thinks I'm gross for a maggot being on my bed. I have no clue how it got there.
drinkupgorgeous 0
#21, LMFAO. #115, that's kind of gross, especially if it was alive. :(
lifeislife_fml 0
EW. Haha, this FML is great. Now I'm thinking about what it could have been. A little bug?
Shandy_fml 0
thank you #90. Jefferson airplane. By the way. This has happened to me with a birth control pill and something that lives between my couch cushions. Don't feel so bad.
deliciouskaek 1
I'm astounded by how many people are making excuses. Why would you ever put anything in your mouth without knowing what it was? Half-sleeping or not, that should be ingrained into the human condition, honestly. Suddenly /everyone's/ an idiot? If you're that tired, wait a bit and wake up first. YDI
scottyz1 0
#122's got the right idea :P
dearambivalence 0
Honestly, I'm lucky I didn't post this one. I switched to a larger size pill before it could happen.
natpat97 0
LOL the exact same thing happaned to me once.. But maybe it's best that we don't know what we swallowed. Ignorance is bliss right?