Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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NorfolkDude 2
The real FML isn't the wonder pill, but rather the other pill. The FML should be read as follow: "Today, I learned about placebo. FML"
NorfolkDude 2
The real FML isn't the wonder pill, but rather the other pill. The FML should be read as follow: "Today, I learned about placebo. FML"
thekraken 0
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that your mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's 10 feet tall.
ejvlols 0
horse laxative---- hahahaha lmao
Schmuty 2
LMFAO, thats great, maybe it was lint
fmlsmymiddlename 0
Hahahaha! Congrats on having one of the best FMLs ever written.
calavera 0
I know it's been mentioned before that the process for approving FMLs is kind of skewed, but this one is approaching the painfully mundane. This should be considered a FYL exclusively for the fact that you think this is worth telling anyone other than a room mate in passing conversation.
NizuMalfano 0
a raisin?
never_accepted 0
viagra
Newtons_Cradle 0
hahaha, you remind me of one of my friends. i hope you're okay. :D