Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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Top comments
AC98 19
Damn, you're supposed to break the ice in the interview not the glass, op. Hopefully you made a lasting impression besides that and you get the job tho.
MidnaLink 35
You can always skim that from your paycheque… presuming you did get the job. I'm just hoping it was a desk position, not so much moving.
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Comments (25)
SpaceToast 25
Maybe they'll hire you for making them realize that buying a fragile, glass table for 1,000 dollars is ridiculous.
loser_mgee 2
Hey, maybe you'll be hired and you'll have to pay off your debts and find a potential love interest? ((Kiss kiss fall in love!))
species4872 20
Is your house trying to kill you as well?
Lovelywoods 2
Haruhi is that you?
mariri9206 32
YAAAAAAAS! ANOTHER OHSHC FAN! It's not often that we are able to pop out of the woodwork and make a reference/make it a fandom post.
142asdfqq 14
Weeb
Jaelkus 28
Guess you could say we are through the looking glass?
qteabutt 12
You should of gotten up and started cleaning up, show em you can take responsibility! But really OP I hope your alright and didn't get stabbed by tiny shards of glass.
writerchic85 26
I never understood why people got glass furniture anyway. They are a hazard.
cuz803 46
Well it's safe to say we can see why the others didn't want to hire you. Your accident prone self is a danger to the expensive furniture. FYL
zanathegirl 6
kiss kiss fall in debt!