Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
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Top comments
WavinFlag 3
just cuzz they are changing it doesnt really mean its broken...maybe they want the soft ones...
Valentina_Baby 7
It didn't say she broke it
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Comments (100)
bubblekitty 1
it's amazing what people can do when they TRY
alaskasfml 0
considering the fact it says "i finally figured out how to change a toilet seat" common sense can only lead us to the assumption- they have been trying.
Livinia 11
Well good on you :)
techweed 12
With your brain capabilities, that's probably gonna be your highest accomplishment
california283 6
you go glen coco
NYC_Yoshi 3
why is this garbage an fml?
nocarehere 0
Sounds like a shitty situation!
IBeBlazin 0
No man stfu right now with damn shitty situation jokes, they're ******* annoying and don't even really apply to this FML.
teresa96706 29
good job :) I don't know how to change a toliet seat.
RainbowHeadache 2
Our toilet seat has fallen off without any help, so I don't see how it's so hard to take one off. If you have that much trouble figuring out how to change a toilet seat then you need to just go back into the kitchen. It's dangerous for us women folk to try & fix things.
ChantelRenaeee 0
congratulations, you may now move on to second grade.
Carlo3 0
good now I know who to call.kol