Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
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Top comments
WavinFlag 3
just cuzz they are changing it doesnt really mean its broken...maybe they want the soft ones...
Valentina_Baby 7
It didn't say she broke it
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Comments (100)
koenigsegg44 2
try gutting and rebuilding a toilet from the ground up ( without getting soaked)
lexi365 20
I haven't laugh this much in a long time. Thanks!
imredheehee123 1
your life is really going down the drain! get it? it took me a while to come up with that one. ha i really crack myself up so i really shouldn't judge you.
iloveyou71 0
haha this sounds stupid, but go try to change a toilet seat.. deffiantly not as easy as it seems haha.
liv4444 0
•HIGH•FIVE• =>
jess6blondie9 3
Wow... Just, wow.
JayJay1995 1
me too
thygerson 0
next step light bulb changing 101
amyfiene2269 3
I think it's sad how we all have fml accounts, our lives must be pretty ******
amyfiene2269 3
I think it's sad how we all have fml accounts, our lives must be pretty ******