She totally did not cheat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stdpositivenow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
eaa145
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Godi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Jenny
United States
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have!
Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
Anonymous
Peakhurst, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Wow sorry to hear that but herpes can months to yrs before showing up, so unless you were both virgins either one of you could have had it 😕😟😭
nentenkupo 19
Could have been from a previous relationship
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Comments (17)
1gullible_bugger 34
, sure herpes sucks. But look at the bright side, it's the gift that keeps on giving. Unfortunately there's medication for it. Also herpes flare-ups don't happen very often. I used to get cold sores all the time when I was in my teens. I haven't had a cold sore since my second year university 15 years ago. it could have been a lot worse, it could have been gonorrhea or Aids.
Marcel Pierre-Francois Johnson 2
you stuck with her now lol
towbabe25 12
she or you could have had it for years before the first outbreak occurred. most people have it and dont know about it. so chances are she didn't cheat. but if she did I'm sorry