Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
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Top comments
JGunit 0
how do you not know its real?
ronton 4
there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs
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Comments (135)
taylorchasewhite 0
you people are so ******* dumb. just because your not allowed to call fake doesnt mean these stories actually real dumb *****. nobody would ever mistake a real cockroach for a candy cockroach. ******* idiots
All_My_Seasons 0
And now we learn why we don't trust brothers.
happygoluckyhh 0
To #33: OF COURSE THERE IS! They make all kind of wacko, quick-selling stuff these days! Who the hell WOULDN'T buy those things. I once bought Harry Potter Gummy Worms that looked like real worms, Harry Potter Jelly Beans that were flavors consisting of barf, potion, dragon saliva, etc. and more!
jaybrown 0
HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS GUY DESERVED IT!!!
facebookfrenzy 0
Cockroach Clusters!
iEuphorical 0
WHAT THE ****. I wouldn't have eaten it either way, how can you eat something that looks so ******* repulsive?
madam_mayham 0
Well, next time we will check the label won't we? lol
tianshi 0
okay. that is just nasty.
Silas_fml 0
And the Darwin award goes to... Please. NO ONE can't tell the difference between a real cockroach and a candy piece.
necromancerlord 0
I'll have to remember this, if I never need to get revenge or break up with a bitch I'll whip up some chocolate dipped cockroaches and leave them at their doorstep.