Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
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JGunit 0
how do you not know its real?
ronton 4
there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs
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fretforyerlatte 0
if that really happened, that's absolutely foul. where did he find these roaches? were they full of raid?
Pepperolls 0
http://maisonceleste.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/cockroach-clusters-2.jpg They look COMPLETELY different.
fretforyerlatte 0
thanks 36 i was wondering. wow yeah they don't look real at ALL. if this really happened Y TOTALLY DI
bridgetheartsyou 0
i want cockroach clusters! like ones that you would purchase on the hogwarts express. not ones found in the ground.
chickitychina 0
hahahhahh ewwww
silvermoonstar3 3
I'm pretty sure Harry Potter doesn't make fake cockroaches. They'd be MUCH more likely to make cockroach flavored jelly beans. YDI for believing the jerk who I can only assume you grew up with.
Everlasting_fml 0
X_x. I would cry so hard. Hahahaha. FYL. (:
theflamezbegin 0
If he said Harry Potter I would've eaten it! I'm that much of a geek.
misterman2 3
I'd beat the crap out of him!!
fuckzombies 0
Lol your brother gave you cockroaches as a present! Traaaaaaaaaaaamp