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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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rssffff08 0

lucky

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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briana83 0

Tragic. I'm crying for you. Really. Not really.

lakeylove 0

maybe they will give u a big screen computer (the mac of course ive seen some with HUGE screens!)

lakeylove 0

i just left the longest comment ever (scroll up)

dearjennyanyway 0

@ #104. What the hell? Shut up. OP, hey at least you're not a vegan. This would truly be an FYL then.

BananikaND 0

Susie?

redbluegreen 41

#108, why would a vegan get a Big Mac? I honestly don't see what's so appealing about McDonald's. I don't get why you didn't plan anything, or at least get something better then fast food. I was snowed in for my last two birthdays, and I still had fun.

briana83 0

@107 shut up? I don't see what's so "**** my life" about a Big Mac. I'm having pizza for my birthday today. Boo hoo. Some people don't get shit for their birthday. At least the OP is getting to eat, unlike many people around the planet. So sorry that I fail to see the epic tragedy in this situation. If the OP gets food poisoning from the Big Mac then I'll reconsider my opinion of the story.

b5200 0

That sucks, especially when you look into factory farming and all the other crap mcdonalds does. Enjoy your hormone charged sandwich.

BaldOuting 0

someone gave you one or you bought yourself one?

usernamladiesman 0

at least you didn't have to make it