Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
ana9
France
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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rssffff08 0
lucky
Green_fml 0
I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.
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mattmag 0
I stepped in a Whopper today. It was run over in a parking lot.
whales_fml 0
is that a problem?
abbadizzle 0
I got sonic....
meddude 0
why the **** does the site keep shortening FMLs that were better longer (at moderation)?? #78: he means as a present. the ORIGINAL version of this FML made it alot clearer...
JElaird2009 0
happy birthday though...
kimaniv 0
I got a double stack from wendys =) Happy birthday! It is my birthday as well!
kwbuzz23wk 0
#7 - want a cookie? nobody cares about where you go to eat.
maggie_gxx 0
i find it funny how people care so much about a one line story that appeared on the internet for like a day. stop arguing and get a life.
Kichi_fml 0
#70. You are dumb, I was not complaining I was just saying and comparing to his story. No where in between my sentences did I say my life was ****** or that I was so ungrateful about it did I? Maybe you should examine english more carefully before you say something dunce.
XvxvX 0
I hope u mean a hamburgerr.......