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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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rssffff08 0

lucky

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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shikaka_fml 0

u lucky bastard

Chocolate2991 0

oooh. i get it. i thought you meant like the computer.... ha! that sucks

Sweny 0

Yes...truly your life is ******

loveyahun 0

How in the name of god is this an FML? So what if you got food? I bet you just got food and lots of happiness from ur birthday, BTW. Happy Birthday

Jakojan 4

For all those who don't know, this is an FML because McDonalds sucks... end of story. (wewt BK)

a_borshunist 0

So what OP? On my 14th birthday my dad put a gun to my head and made me **** a Big Mac. He made me smear special sauce on my dick and scream at the dog to lick it off. Then he penetrated my anus. With a cactus. He said if I ever told anyone about it, or about any of my other birthdays, he'd put he'd ejaculate in my eyes while I slept. True story bro, so STFU about your life. It's perfectly fine.

NateFoust 0

#177 lol and ftw big macs rule I hve 2 apple pies with them

jazzthefirst 5

i would be glad to have that for a present! for my birthday my best friend gave me a HUG. she sucks