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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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rssffff08 0

lucky

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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candyxpopcorn 0

At least you got something. Did you get fries too?

dey4gotaus 0

ive gotten hot cheetos before for my birthday, from my grandma....that was my only gift on my 16th birthday FML

Arrayist1 0

On the bright side, a big mac is better than nothing.

fcktheworld 0

we have the same birthday :) yay!

naneppi 0

Shortest, sweetest FML I've seen.

jEvOn 0

happy birthdsay =))

pee_my_pants 0

i almost peed my pants. :D

khanrava 0

I got two apples, FYour and my life's

doll_face 0

had it been a big mac AND fries, you would've had yourself a damn fine birthday.

FarSide 23

During late 1960's, on my 10th birthday, I got a homemade cake, and a 100 piece-puzzle. Dad was out of work. I was used to getting more. I was hurt that my mom had to sacrifice just to get me that one simple present; or maybe I was sad when I realized we were "poor" (who knows why you think what you do at that age). I am positive that I did NOT think that my life was f'd and over. Now in my 50's, I wish I had that long ago puzzle... it truly is one of the only presents from my growing up days that I remember.