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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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rssffff08 0

lucky

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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ShowerFlirt 0

pretty sure YDI. Who doesn't deserve a tasy McDonald's treat for their birthday? seriously...

SpazTheGreat 14

To save_me08..... Really? A whopper? those are gross burgers. I'd love to get a Big Mac on my birthday. And no, the quarter pounder isn't on the dollar menu, although I wish it was, that would be worth a dollar. Happy Birthday, and congrats on the Big Mac. Apparently none of you understand the wonder that is a greasy Big Mac.

pikachu_01 0

Hahaha, that kinda sucks, bro... Happy Birthday though!! :)

idreamofpeace 0

Well, that's better than a lot of people get! (That'll probably be better than I get! haha)

guitardedman 0

oh em gee i didnt get anything for my bday the world should weep for me. my 15,16, 17 birthdays went unnoticed, i was on vacation (in the middle of south dakota, if you can call that a vacation) and didn't realize it was my birthday 2 of those years until the day after. i got a single serving box of froot loops for my sweet sixteen, because thats all anyone had in their car that they didn't want. this is something that belongs on mylifeisaverage.com get over yourself, its just another day to the rest of the world

deathca13 0

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teehee520 0

Hopefully you don't get food poisoning...

charmingwands 0

So? My birthday was on the 7th, I only got pop rocks from a friend (I don't even like pop rocks, and they were also leftovers). My dad only remembered my birthday because facebook told him (and I live with him). At least a big mac constitutes a meal, no matter how gross it is. I say this is neither fyl or ydi..

AnaMaree 0

Sounds good to me! That's better than a birthday cake, AND IT HAS MORE CALORIES!