Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to get him a cup of coffee and a biscuit from the convenience store. They only had sausage biscuits. When I returned, he shot me a dirty look, ripped out the contents of the biscuit, and ate only the bread. FML
Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I accidentally overslept and missed a morning breakfast at work, one I never get to have when it happens. Not only did my boss say nothing about me being absent, he even asked me if the food was good. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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kyjp 0
next time, get an alarm clock
Livinia 11
Damn.. makes me hungry just reading that.
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Comments (107)
jessamy_brit 5
brownies for breakfast? unnnhealthy!
diandra_5ive 0
got yu ****** up
rat3dxx 0
ouch lol
jaynedough 0
Man. What fat, gluttonous pigs they are!
jaynedough 0
I'd rather miss out on a brekkie like this than be a boring mofo. Seriously who sets their alarm for breakfast anyway?
SleepOnStones 5
Would you rather the house be on fire and no one bother to wake you up? Jesus, it's just food! Jk, I'd probably be a bit upset too. FYL.
couturegirl2 7
aw. poor you. your life is so hard.
tifa_14 0
could be worse. you "could be a starving Ethiope or policeman in Bagdad! policeman in Bagdad! Bagdad!" ...or you could be dead...
Suburban_Dude 0
MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN BREAKFAST!! God, kids these days, can't even slaughter and cook their own pigs.
dennis96411 12
Should I do that before or after I go back to China?
Kendrax0x 0
shattered :(