Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Top comments
fisheatsbear 6
You, are a very unlucky person.
rosered 0
Ouch that sucks. Fyl.
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Comments (128)
elusivepoison 0
you really don't make any sense snicker, some of the time you come up with the most intelligent, helpful, well thought out comments... and some of the time you come up with completely stupid nonsense :( you make me a confused panda =p
crisco_jockey 0
I honestly thought you would say something reasonable on this one snicker. Maybe I am just crazy but coulden't the OP just have worn the hood of their jacket or coat or something? Pretty easy way to ignore people who are next to you instead of standing or sitting in the middle of an aisle way where people walk to get snacks, drinks and to use the bathroom, or even ask someone to switch you seats? I think your losing it snick.
hotyys 0
omg!
pottie69 0
I would have punched 1 of them and stormed out angrily
ImaginaryFoe 1
They were there together. The post implies that her fiancee and her best friend got together and are now exes because of it.
joeyvoodoo 0
you shoulda spilled your soda on them and been like "oops, the shock of seeing you two together...oh, shoot, i just spilled my popcorn on you, too! i'm sorry about that!"
Spac3Ghost 0
Oh wow... If you're reading my comment, just know that its also happened to me as well and i'm really sorry, its the story of my life too... my thoughts are with you... Whoever you are :(
BangOut 2
Oh the irony :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
BeatNik169 3
It's funny that everytime I see snickerdoodles' name come up, someone insults her with a "u r dumb sniker" and she responds with a well-typed retort. Who is the fool here? Also, OP, why didn't you just ask someone to switch seats?
Brittface 6
Haha that ******* sucks soo much! damn I completely agree with #62.