Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
You, are a very unlucky person.
rosered 0
Ouch that sucks. Fyl.
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Comments (128)
purplehaze980 0
wow that's so embarasing atleast he had company , n u Alone , .... the chances of this happening are really rare but if this fml is true then fyl
cookiemonster17 0
it was the only seat left..
fisheatsbear 6
did you not read her comment?
GiddyXD 0
Yay.
chellexx 0
this really is an FML. that would have Bern horrible and awkward.
WtFiMdAdDy 0
damn. that sucks...
lizliz07 0
why would you want to stand for 2 hours? and you aren't supposed to sit in an aisle. it's a fire hazard.
WhaaartO_O 0
OP should've called up some friends and chilled together instead. Doing anything alone after a breakup will only make you realize that you're more alone than you really are. Friends are usually there to cheer you up anyways :) IMO, OP deserves it.
chellexx 0
no, they could not have stood up or sat in the aisle. people would complain because if the op stood, they could block other people's view or just be very distracting. sitting in the aisle is against the fire code, and it could have gotten them kicked out. people could Also trip over them if they left during the movie got bathroom breaks. besides, they would have looked like a total idiot
h20wiz1 0
I am from Michigan, too. What is it with relationships in this state? Almost the same exact thing happened to me about 2 years ago. I loved her dearly, but our relationship fell apart overnight without any real explanation. I found out she recently got married to him. It has taken me some time, but I am starting to realize that the love of my life would never have done that to me, and you will, too.
xxreikoxx 31
Wow...are you the only one from Michigan who has any common sense, then? I know too many people from said state that are either players or complete idiots. They don't deserve anyone's time of day.
Nena713 0
It's a small world after all, fyl
bihero 0
awkward moment