Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
You, are a very unlucky person.
rosered 0
Ouch that sucks. Fyl.
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Comments (128)
BrownEyedGirls23 0
#169. shut up? your such a man. i totally understand i introduced my friend to my Ex of a year and a half who i was still in love with and he just told me a few days before he still loved me... my friend continues to tell me she thinks he super hott and that she wants him. so i tell her i dont want her trying to talk to him.... guess who got his number and started talking? guess who is now dating??? i have to see them everyday at school..
xxreikoxx 31
Girl, high school drama like yours is the reason why nobody wants to listen to your kind. You make people's lives miserable with your horrific whining.
BrownEyedGirls23 0
to my kind??? hahaha and what may that be??? my whining huh??? aren't you cute? who said i was whining? i was relating theres a difference but it's cute that you have to be a jerk to women just to get attention? what your not cute enough???
AA357 0
This is so cliche.
BraddaKaikz 0
Haha are you effen serious?? I guess it was a bad night to go to da moviez huh
nopenope_fml 4
damn that sucks!!!! if it were my ex bestie shed be getting an ass beating and the ex…… ohh………
nopenope_fml 4
when they kiss put ur feet between they faces
HeyThereLove 0
ouch.
Josk95 0
why does you best friend do something like that
angel55033 12
different movie I'd say, that would be hard to deal with
Cursed_love88 8
Sick world man... Why do people have to do that? I wouldnt wish something like that on my worst enemy. No one should have to endure the pain of a lost love..