Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
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thepunman 11
Tell him you work on Uranus.
happyconverse 10
I feel bad for the patient
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Comments (189)
joshyost 4
i guess he's really behind you
BurumaB 2
I bet the patient was scared shitless!
finnrambo 13
...literally
hiandrews69 29
I would report him to Human Resources or w/e the equivalent is at your place of work. He had no right to embarrass you like that and put your job on hte line.
brackaman 18
Oh yea? Seeing as the supervisor was doing the pranking, who exactly was going to fire op?
neeni88 23
That was a highly inappropriate prank to pull in what's supposed to be a professional atmosphere. There's a time and a place, and that was neither the time nor the place! The boss should get spoken to about it, no doubt. I'd be so pissed if I were OP and even more so if I were the patient...joke or not!
jennhall85 3
It's just a case of people having fun!! It's no fun working at a place where everyone is so serious... I bet the patient loved it! I know I would of lol
finnrambo 13
your supervisor is ******* hilarious, how is this even an FML?
curlstar 6
How unprobessional! Your boss is an asshole, but try not to be so stuck up about it, OP.
Jaden56 3
That would be so awkward, you may face a sexual harassment charge in the near future.
davek 36
As long as you didn't have both hands on his shoulders.
xs4u 13
l would have pulled that prank too!
twinkiefeets 17
Your supervisor sounds like fun!!
vr4_211 2
that's so unprofessional of your supervisor doing that in front of a patient...err...behind a patient?!