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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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thepunman 11

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:23

Tell him you work on Uranus.

happyconverse 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:23

I feel bad for the patient

Comments

happyapy 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:31

I can imagine a flustered OP quickly proceeding with the exam while trying to ignore their boss, and the terrified patient confusing OP's awkwardness for enthusiasm.

ballbearing 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:48

If I were the patient, I would be filing a complaint. The shit would hit

Helldemon 32

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:28

Maybe you can get a rectal exam and have them remove the stick from your ass.

waffule365 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:56

bottoms up I guess

WeezingTheJuice 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:02

Family guy did it.

gracelace 3

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:05

I find that fairly hilarious as well. Kudos to your boss!

deegeebee 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:16

I'll bet Doc was the supervisor ;)

deegeebee 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:18

Oh wait. Just realized that this was in France. Fail.

drkrissy1331 12

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:21

Oh, how I dont miss the days of being an intern!! Best of luck with school!!!!

jsanchez89 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:22

Lol that is something Michael Scott from the t.v. Show the office would do haha

condiment_queen 13

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:32

**** that. If i were the patient i would be complaining long n hard to anyone whod listen.... bursting in during ANY exam? If it were me, i would be extremely " Not Happy Jan."

japtap81 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:52

This would be great if the patient knew it was going to happen. However I think the patient knew cuz they ask me first if an intern can be in the room with me much less do anything else.