Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
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thepunman 11
Tell him you work on Uranus.
happyconverse 10
I feel bad for the patient
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Comments (189)
hurley12 30
Your supervisor deserves an award
lowshadows 21
Anyone else thinking of SCRUBS? OP make sure you do a heartfelt speech in the end.
mihaiesq 7
the face expression of the pacient and yours must have been very funny
bOOmBoTz401 6
cmon that's funny ha
incendiaaa 23
well your boss sounds amazing. maybe not too apropriate but it beats bosses who make you want to die. although that may have been the case for a second there...
Eivana 37
I would rather have a fun supervisor with a sense of humor than one that makes your day hell. Haha, I would laugh and appreciate! Lol
ka1729 14
Riighhhttt "supervisor".
jennuhm 4
Super unprofessional of your supervisor. That's an incredibly uncomfortable thing on its own for the patient but then you have those shenanigans...yep I'd be complaining to his boss for sure
mgrabi01 10
So immature!!!
mosquito19 14
did you make eye contact while doing the exam?