bloom
France
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Brian
Sandston, United States
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
maddie
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
whattheactualfuck
Durban, South Africa
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
bf.
London, Canada
Good one
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Anonymous
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
mortifying
Harlow, United Kingdom
Skinny girl
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
BadLuckCarson
Muscatine, United States
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents' for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML
why
Lexington, United States
Will you…
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
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the_space_pope 2
If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.
moxy_fml 0
You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.
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Comments (65)
JabezRodriguez 0
same.as.#6
hartbrakekid 0
if he was trying to scare you away, i think it worked :-P. He's a smart dude. Either that or he's fruity
MankaMonkey 0
He's trying to psyke you out man, don't let it work, use the force dude!
Missythevampire 0
ewwwww creepy man....
lyfesukz 0
maybe his foot was itchy :)
krnmafia92 0
WIN!
Hurt16 0
it's either 1) he thought it was his daughter but still ewwwww or 2) he's gay n got eyes for u or 3) he thought it was the table leg or 4) there must have been other ppl sitting at the table...
locomotion 0
Umm It would be pretty creepy if he meant to stroke his daughters legs. I hope you meant wife.
Faruz 0
French people sure are dopy! Man... if he did that to me I would go like: WTF MAN WTF!?!?!?!??!!??!?
krnmafia92 0
Do it back or kick him.
hapylordofdeath9 0
this is made up... but if it isn't that's freaking scary
yonico_fml 0
SEXY TIME! lol