Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Top comments
dirton89 7
He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.
jgriff79 23
Karma is a bitch!
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Comments (92)
Dracoboxer357 36
Chin up, Op, bad shit happens to everyone, at some time or another. It only takes one partner perfect for you to change that perspective! That is after all what dating is, just trial runs for the one that makes your world go around. ;) I believe you'll find that match yet, perhaps not with your current one so be patient, good shit happens to people too! ;D
sig4life 18
I totally agree!
clairelolz 5
Well he's gonna get some karma come back at him for that comment
traveler_ghost 12
have you cheated too on a previous girlfriend? maybe her name was karma, now she's getting you back
dan_in_wi 12
well apparently he knows something we dont? what'd you do?
whostolemylama 12
Your dad could have been more supportive, but there's a reason he could have said that OP. No one would say that without a reason. On a side note: There's a lot of fish in the sea. Not all girls cheat, just bad luck on your case.
foshizzle82 7
26 - Calm down petal.
whostolemylama 12
Whoa there 26, are you telling me that no one has a reason for anything? That a parent beats their kid because they believe that is the way to discipline a child? Or in extreme cases because the said parent suffers from psychological/mental issues? That a man robs a bank because he needs money or that its easy money? Yep, according to your logic, no reasons for anything.
cristy91 33
It seems this is an argument with reasons vs valid reasons. A reason to beat your child is because you felt like it, but I dare to say most wouldn't consider it a "reason" because it doesn't abide by any logical motives. So don't be harsh, it's the Internet!
Levvy 22
If it's a senseless, stupid reason, it's hardly worth bringing up as a reason that should be considered unless one really has a need to. If it comes down to, "Because he's a jerk," there's nothing to be gained in sagely peering over your spectacles and remarking that he "must have a reason."
perdix 31
If either (ee) of you assholes knew what karma really means, you'd realize he meant that you were an asshole in a previous life. Amongst you ignoramuses, he means you are currently an asshole.
paulpings 6
Glen Hoddle is a great believer in Karma, makes me wonder who he was in a previous life, or sorry for who he will be in the next in fact.
tsent8 15
I used to date a girl named karma. She also was a bitch.
daniel_dd31 13
You must of done several bad things in the past for him to say that.
zombieslayer83 19
OP, is your name Earl by chance?
bach2121 13
Even your dad thinks you're a douche bag