Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, as a prank my brother handcuffed me to the pole in the bus and ran out with my phone. The bus driver couldn’t hear me upstairs, so I was driven all the way to the end of the line, and without my phone I couldn’t even pay the fare for a return trip. I had to walk 7 miles home in heels. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
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Bibico_fml 0
Obviously you got loose somehow, since you're posting this story. You should wait until your mother's asleep and then tie her up and take a video of her struggling and then say you're putting it on youtube. She sounds like she has a great sense of humor, so she'll probably play along. You'll be able to bond with her more easily. See? There's a bright spot you might have missed!
redroses5 0
haha your mom sucks.
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yanarach 0
...manhunt.... weiiiiird... I've only heard of manhunt...well, a lot... because it's a game my friends and I play a lot at the greenspace. I think it's funny that you play a game by the same name as ours? Does it happen to be basically a crazy intense version of hide and seek in the woods? ...that's so bizarre..... wow. Anyyyway [...if you actually know me... my username would make that obvious. haha.] that kind of sucks, but it's totally something you will laugh about afterwards! Kind of embarrassing, but hey, the fact that your mom laughed at you isn't so bad... unless they tied you up really tight and/or for a long time. You can do it! Keep going, man. Don't stop manhunting ;) #24... I'm from NS too xDD. So... I wonder....
Shadow1368 17
I play manhunt at my school, I live in Canada. We play in the forest and one or two people start it, then everyone goes in the forest and the people who are it have to tag them and once you have been tagged you are also it and the last person to be caught wins. Some people hide and some just run around, we don't really have a rule for that. It's really really fun though lol :P
jollyholly414 0
ooh...that's harsh
chadhilliard67 0
watta cool mom
fayzhai 0
ur brother n mother is a bitch
City_at_war 0
Lol. Gay.
xoppx 0
ydi for being snickerdoodles lolol
drewbreesdat 0
u should um... untie it... or maybe yell for help?
kpark115 6
Cool mom
sony01 0
that is funny shit!! I'm sorry!!
metalboxzes 0
hi