Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
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BlackHawkSavior 28
Call that dude out! That's so nasty
gamermonster 34
No more shit puns down here please. We have bad ones up here already.
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Comments (66)
OrganicSistah 17
At least it was his own spaghetti.
Limeila 10
Stirring his hands in his spaghetti is part of him eating normally?! WTF?
TheLastCenturion 19
Good heavens, that is vile. I really hope you called him out on it.
dtdrpepperguy 14
That's ******* hilarious if you ask me
Witchylady 18
That's is so vile. I have never heard of anything so distasteful. Though your brother found it mighty yummy. He is gross. Confront his poo spaghetti finger fetish and see what he says.
Xion0014 20
I guess he likes homemade chocolate with spaghetti
mas12806 24
#familylife
zzzeisty 1
Let's take a step back. This younger brother continued to stir his spaghetti and eat with his fingers. Can we safely assume he's probably a baby or young toddler who doesn't know any better?
mads_fml 7
If he were a toddler or child OP should have stopped him from eating it, I don't think a toddler's immune system can handle fecal contamination...
saffy66 34
A little context would help - is he a toddler, a child, an adult? It's not good in any case, but not so weird if he's a very young child.
dabears1011234 27
That could be one of the grossest things I have ever read.