Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...
sheethapins 13
At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.
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Comments (109)
yesyesnonono 10
I don't see how your boss didn't see that coming. And it's on him anyway for saying "what" twice. Dumbass. I mean in the song it's fine, it makes sense with the rhythm and everything, but ho says that in actual speech?
darkhakai 18
I was wondering the same thing. I tried to come up with a situation where it might be natural, but I think the boss was just baiting them, lol.
VeeEight 5
Hahahaha epic!
BadGuy_Ogg 4
Lolol this had me cracking up for a good minute
zuelhater 7
How professional!?!?
baileymarie102 6
Lmao, congratulations! You made my day. I really needed a laugh, so thank you. Hopefully, your boss is humorous.
brittanyrmh_ 12
I'm really curious as to what OP's boss's reaction was
RockVolley09 8
Hahaha I love it!!!!!
heartemopants 18
Best song ever!!! No I retract that... The emo song is the best but best music video EVER!!!!
scadeypants 2
You absolute legend
Sir_derpington 2
Young man, you are grounded!