Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
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Pleonasm 36
Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...
sheethapins 13
At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.
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Comments (109)
Hannahbanana95 8
Awkward.. Lol(:
nashada1 0
I love that song!
perdix 31
Now that your boss knows what you like, you should bring lube to your next "performance review."
The_F3rris 11
Thats just not fair. Anyone would fall for that "what what" trick.
lmbachman 23
Ahahaha... I love verbal diarrhea...
lenabeanna 3
I hope your boss is a you tube fan and seen this music video lol.
duckfan4life 1
Hahahahahahahahah all I can do is laugh at that
WeAreRisen 6
Honestly, I can't see anyone saying "what, what?" Without the intention of some reference. It just seems too easy.
cgstarz790 3
I wish there was a way to like this. Lmfao hilarious :D
love_me_electric 20
There is, it's right beside the favorite button.
melissahoefs83 2
Hahaha. Love this!