Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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piiing 0
you should have just told them what you were doing!
Iskaria 0
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. They didn't believe me because they saw me doing something in the direction of the writing (using the eraser on the bottom of the pencil) but regardless I got into trouble. Luckily for me my mum is a psycho and yelled and went off at the principal :D
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amazeedaisy 0
I hate it when that happens. D: I've never been suspended, but I've had people think I wrote the crap on the desks/in textbooks before. My teacher even lectured me in front of my class about writing in the books, but I told her that I didn't do it. She believed me, thankfully. Only thing is, I'm terrified of handing another textbook in to my other class, because a teacher drew on a picture of George Bush. ._.; I hope the teacher of that class doesn't think it was me...
almostalbino 10
That's awesome!!!!!!!!!
JJ123456 0
F*** that teacher
steveakafranxy 7
I thumbed this comment down, then I realized how funny it was
ElricMustang 23
This is why it's better to stay away from things like that. Don't get involved, because someone will always falsely accuse you.
laxrat1 1
This is absurd. You tell the teacher that you were trying to make the school a better place by removing some racist writing on a desk. No one wants to read that bullshit anyway. Then you go to the principals office and tell them what you did. Calmly ask him if removal of graffiti qualifies as defacing school property. If no, hand the suspension back and go back to class. Easy.
BeautyBaby099 18
YDI for not explaining
LAVENCIERRR 4
Maybe you should've pulled the race card back on your teacher....I'm kidding, you'd probably get even more suspended
Solano2580 24
Believe it or not guys a crap ton of schools have cameras, mine had cameras put in when i was in first grade
Karls_Marx 13
Heil hitler and **** niggers