Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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piiing 0
you should have just told them what you were doing!
Iskaria 0
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. They didn't believe me because they saw me doing something in the direction of the writing (using the eraser on the bottom of the pencil) but regardless I got into trouble. Luckily for me my mum is a psycho and yelled and went off at the principal :D
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Comments (90)
DocBastard 40
The big question is, has anyone seen Kyle?
ktdad07 0
Sure have. He's about this tall, right? Doesn't really have the same effect without an image.
OCDC 9
Kyle was on the desk. OP pointed to him when he was picking up his pencil off the floor and that's why he got in trouble, not because of the racist comments on the desk.
sergio_18 0
maybe ur teacher wus the racist one and put it there for u to see and u erased it !!!
InvisibleReign 0
Yes it's all a conspiracy. Better yet, the government sent some agents to write it on your desk. It's all part of a bigger plan..... -nod-
happyFace12 0
well u should have just told him what the **** u were doing or just kept them there and not payed any attention
EmperorPsycho 0
what's on your face????
willou35_fml 13
^^
demetrius19 7
that sucks
fearthereaper79 0
Dude you should ve just left it most likely it would've ended up on another desk again. Play tricks on them, I used to super glue quarters and dollars to the desks no one could ever get then off
tweetbaby14 18
if you really glued money to a desk, you are a dumbass. just saying.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
What's NOT racist this day and age...
AlyshaDeShae 10
Good question. I think a generic "hi" is race-neutral, but "hello" and "hey" are not. Same with "bye." "Bye" is acceptable, but "goodbye" and "later" are not. In fact, I think those are the only two race-neutral words left! :-( Hahahaha!! :-p
oxAshleAxo 8
But be careful with eye contact and hand gestures as well with these two race neutral words. In some cultures it's seen as impolite to make eye contact or to shake hands. Just to make things a little more tricky ;)
tona01 16
boners what happened you normally make me laugh you need to increase the quality of your jokes again
emetos 8
lets be honest... You were writing new ones.