Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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piiing 0
you should have just told them what you were doing!
Iskaria 0
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. They didn't believe me because they saw me doing something in the direction of the writing (using the eraser on the bottom of the pencil) but regardless I got into trouble. Luckily for me my mum is a psycho and yelled and went off at the principal :D
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Comments (90)
AdobeAlf 2
Wow you have a stupid teacher, does she even have proof you did that? if i were you i would take this to court and you could get proof by school cameras or just protest that you shouldn't be suspended. Racist symbols are in my school as well so i ignore them because it keeps me out of trouble and it is just better.
randomgf 0
"Take it to court?" LMAO!!!! Seriously? You are so smart.
DjeePee 25
...school camera's? ...to court?
dragonaair 5
Schools have cameras...? What, do you go to a high security school or something?
betseyville 6
most schools have cameras in the hallways, cafeteria, and gym.
docscientist 10
Not most, and not in the classroom.
Zebidee 9
#37 - not in the world most of us live in.
youngclench 0
mine has cameras... it's the poor schools that don't.
tweetbaby14 18
most schools do have cameras. you have never noticed them if you believe yours doesn't.
betseyville 6
@ #57 I didn't say in the classroom...?
luke1998 0
a cameras not gonna catch the writing on the desk!
steveakafranxy 7
it doesn't have to if the teacher AND student say what was written
bamboozer 0
You caught her looking at your ass when you bent over and he knew you would tell......... So
bamboozer 0
*you*
iIixoxiIi 0
still not funny!
perdix 31
The teacher didn't want you screwing with his or her expression of White Power.
Bobissmall 13
Why so racist to presume the teacher is white?
bachooka 5
*joke... calm yourself!
Bobissmall 13
Shush, I'm trying to spark some debate here, calm is not required!
Jackmangold 0
because when people who aren't right are racist everyone says good for them! but when white people do it it's horrible
urdirtyolduncle 15
... i don't get it at all
TheNinjaCat 10
haha, poor you! but what does that have to do with being sensitive? :3
bachooka 5
Hitler... Tiny Mustache. Did that bridge help?
TheNinjaCat 10
haha as if you believe him XD hey every1luvsboners :3
go_Dj 0
wtf...you should DEFINITELY tell them what was really going on. WOW. lol
Egnar 19
You say that as if the OP is stupid enough to just take the situation lying down! Of course he said "but I didn't do it, I was erasing it" - Unfortunately he was caught in a compromising position and the burden of proof is against him.
hatepineapple 14
No, the burden of proof is on the person trying to prove something, not disprove something. The teacher has to prove that he DID write it. The student shouldn't have to prove that he DIDN'T write it, which is impossible since you can't prove a negative. Unless the teacher saw him write it, she has no right to suspend him.
Egnar 19
That's not how it works in the school systems - The teacher caught him in a compromising position. fiddling with the desk [from far off and depending on how rigorously he was erasing the desk it may not have been obvious that he was using the eraser] - The teacher didn't first see him with his pencil on the floor, that's just when he noticed the teacher in front of him. . . This isn't the justice system and is simply a detention - Ya it sucks but had the student been so heavily concerned with the flavor of writing on the desk he should have brought it to the instructors attention. I'm not saying he deserved it but, really, there isn't much he can do other than continuously stick by his story.
AlyshaDeShae 10
If he was trying to hard to erase it, where are all the eraser leavings? There would be obvious evidence if he had actually been erasing. Of course, the teacher could just as easily say he chickened out after drawing it. If he really wanted to stay out of trouble, he would have told the teacher as soon as he saw the "racist statements and symbols." The fact that he obviously didn't looks kind of suspicious. Regardless, schools aren't a court of law and circumstantial evidence is all that is needed to write-up, suspend, or even expel a student.
AlyshaDeShae 10
Error correction: If he was trying *so* hard to erase it... Commenting from a phone is difficult sometimes. :-)