Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
love-shot
Hays, United States
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
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Comments (176)
23chicagobulls01 0
Gross did you throw up on her???
speedsk8r4evr 1
Aww, sorry to hear that man! Hope she still said yes anyway! I can't even begin to imagine how embarrassed you were. Best wishes!
jennisauraus 0
Did u eat your words? Maybe they were trying to come back up.
polkadot10125 3
this is actually really cute! it shows how much you really love her. proposing is tough and it shows that you really care about her if you threw up because you were nervous. if you two are really meant to be, she will get over the throw up and understand how much you actually love her.
annejayy 7
At least it will be an interesting story one day...?(:
insanez58 11
hope it worked out, thats some true love there lol
Leegit 0
What a great story to tell your kids!
Inediblepeaches 15
Ex-girlfriend? :S
justvicky2 0
Wow walking down the aisle is going to be difficult I'm sorry
picturescrazy 24
That's actually kind of cute in a weird way. At least she said yes! (I assume... pretty sure you would have included that in your FML if she said no ;P )