Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
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Top comments
littlegolferboy 4
So your first time together was going to be in the back of your car. That's so classy. You probably had a top hat and monocle on at the time, didn't you?
perdix 31
Connect Four? Is that where you do 69 and finger each other's assholes? That's four connections, right? A bit awkward and not to my liking, but a pretty fair alternative to screwing.
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Comments (93)
Rejectofsociety9 0
Dude, frankly, if you keep Connect 4 in your car, you're lucky to be getting laid at all...
idontloveyou_86 0
i hope for my sake that connect for is not a euphemism. it's a good wholesome game which is far better than the alternative. my cousin and i played connect four in the hospital when our grandmother was dying. good times.
HXCxSceneKidx 0
Always bring more then 1 dumbass
VaginaLove 0
Yeah, I always carry Connect Four with me... Ya know, just in case the one condom fails.
valmont_fml 0
I'm sorry that you had the problem. Good for you for practicing safer sex, though.
bribonic_plague 0
Lol, but that isn't all that bad. Playing connect four, or some other popular classic game with a girlfriend or boyfriend is actually cute!! Girls LIKE that sort of stuff more than anything really.
minenotyours 0
lmao @50! I personally keep "Tic Tac Tony" in my car. lol it comes in handy to soothe boredom.
kesha_fml 0
ddudee! WTF? u don't need condoms for her to give u a ********!
TaylorVenturina 0
awh that sucks
douchbaggins 0
Go For It!!!!!!!!! Connect 4!!!!!!!!!!!!