Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my roommate told me she had developed a rash on her armpits, which causes them to be itchy. The doctor told her the only way to heal it is to not wear deodorant for a month. FML
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boopingsnoot 25
Tonsil stones? Bacterial vaginosis? A corpse brought to life by dark magic?
Charlie Given 28
Tell your roommate to seek immediate medical help she definitely has some sort of medical condition causing the smell 😨😲😵🤢😖
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Comments (23)
ViviMage 40
This is off the wall, but you may have the same sort of immune system he does. Instinctively humans like the smell of someone that smells different than they do because it's a subtle sign the immune system is different and your potential child will be healthier. You're being put off because you know you don't want kids with him! Have him try baking soda scrub, or white vinegar. Possible fungal infection gone wrong. He'll either smell clean or smell like a human sized bag of chips!
tounces7 28
Her. His roommate is a girl.
chosha_fml 27
Plot twist: it’s OP’s nose that needs to see a doctor.
Chazzster 32
It could also be toilet hygiene - Maybe stinker doesn’t wipe?
immacryingmonkey 9
There’s medication for that
Evan Frassinelli 5
This has got to be one of those times a girl finds a tampon shooved deep in her and it starts to smell incredibly horrid so go to the hospital so they can get that dumpster fire out of you
KingofTheYear 3
This has to be a medical condition. Boo-hoo poor you, you’d probably commit suicide if you had what she had from all the crap people talk
IcedSapphire 27
Get a wax warmer to see if that’ll at least help a little.
Davros 12
Buy a douche and throw it on her bed
mutlupb 4
Stop bathing so your stench will overwhelm hers and you won't be able to smell her anymore. Problem solved.
tounces7 28
Either there's something wrong with your sense of smell, or something medically wrong with her.