Ugly
Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lihue, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Cassidy Bowen
San Francisco, United States
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
khlonnae
Dayton, United States
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Taylor
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
sarahc_c
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Top comments
Iamthebanzai22 21
If he does not make you feel beautiful he shouldn't be your boyfriend. Unless he was actually trying to offer some kind of constructive criticism and meant that the way you apply it is not working. Either way, offering constructive criticism to a girl regarding her looks should be approached with great caution, sensitivity, diplomacy and also wearing crotch protection if at all possible.
blahblabbity 19
tell him the relationship isn’t working
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blahblabbity 19
tell him the relationship isn’t working
Iamthebanzai22 21
If he does not make you feel beautiful he shouldn't be your boyfriend. Unless he was actually trying to offer some kind of constructive criticism and meant that the way you apply it is not working. Either way, offering constructive criticism to a girl regarding her looks should be approached with great caution, sensitivity, diplomacy and also wearing crotch protection if at all possible.
Sonotsuave 37
Tell him he can stop contacting you because he’s “not working.” Bye
RichardPencil 32
If it’s not working, you’re not using enough! Pro tip: don’t waste time with make-up consultants — go straight to cake decorators!
0neiros 14
Tell him you can stop having sex because it's not working.