Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
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Top comments
KylieBunny 0
You can't tell the difference between soap and water??
auntbitsy 0
even if you couldn't tell the two faucets apart, you didn't notice what was in your hand? really? fail.
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Comments (102)
kemando 22
That's the best, not paying attention WIN!
XbambiX 3
ur an idiot for not realizing it when u put it in ur hair!!
CoachLlama 5
Well, you can't be Don Juan everyday. Today, you were Don Goofball.
coling 0
lol :p
markli 2
Why the hell did you put in in your hair then you n00b? YDI
gigilvrs6 0
At least you don't smell like shit anymore.
richieboys807 0
I love that soap scent!
shortyshort21 0
you deserve it for slicking back your hair. don't you know slicked back hair is the universal sign of villiany?
xxLauraSxx 4
you can't tell the difference between water and soap after it has come out of the tap? ydi.
morella_xx 29
So... when the soap came out of the dispenser, you had two options: a) rinse it off your hand with the water faucet, now that you know which one it is, and use that water to make your poor hairstyle choices, OR b) resign yourself to complete defeat, being unable to see any possible method of ridding yourself of the soap, and put it in your hair. Um... yeah. You totally deserved this one, OP.