Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
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Top comments
KylieBunny 0
You can't tell the difference between soap and water??
auntbitsy 0
even if you couldn't tell the two faucets apart, you didn't notice what was in your hand? really? fail.
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Comments (102)
abcman94 0
This is so stupid. The soap would have been in your hands a couple seconds before you touched your head. You couldn't tell that it was soap and not water?? Water usually runs invetween your fingers quite easily. Maybe your just an ignorant person with no common sense whatsoever.
beethoven_fml 0
y'all think maybe he put his head under the faucet instead of his hands
kialuvsyoo 3
bahahaha :D
luvzit 0
atleast it wasn't like something about mary, cum in you're hair!!!
marc_with_a_c 3
You're an idiot for not knowing the difference between water and soap
ashhh42 0
all of you are idiots. he more than likely stuck his hear under the sink to get it all wet but it happaned to be the wrong one.
morella_xx 29
And WE'RE the idiots here?
purrrplee 0
but either way, it is still quite possible to fix it. just rinse the soap out. voila problem solved.
ChesCanadaEh 0
Automatic faucet that look like the water faucet?..The ****.
nightmaree_fml 0
this is NOT an FML
xgetxbentx 13
...how did you not notice it was soap before you put it on your hair? I mean did you just stick your whole head under the faucet or something? cause if you had put it in your hand first, you should have been able to tell that it wasn't water..
mschrisaya 4
rinse
kidclarke 15
YDI for not being able to tell the difference between soap and water. Idiot.