Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sad ex-wife
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Anonymous
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
FML
United States
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
unknown
Canada
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Anon
Stafford, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
SweptWolf
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
LOSER
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
FootInMouth
South Africa
Foot in mouth
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Top comments
Calingaladha 21
Make sure to spit shine it.
Tripartita 45
"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."
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Comments (98)
NParks70 8
Make sure it fits your 'ring' before giving it back.....
DanaeZee 18
And didn't you feel relieved you're not her poor husband? FHisL and be glad you're free! (I would have had to bite my tongue for not laughing in her face:-))
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
We can clean the ring, we charge extra for dealing with ***** removal though.
amccaul1976 8
I can usually play mind games with the bast of them. I would do a through job of cleaning it and just as I gave it back say something like 'I am so glad you will be wearing my talent all over your new ring, enjoy.' or 'glad I could 'clean' your ring for you there weren't any 'problems' doing it. and don't worry it is all good now. *wink* now she can't trust your work but you know it's all good and in her head can she really go around wearing a dirty ring?
pasupathymuthu 16
As far as I have seen, women who show off their wedding rings a lot are usually gold diggers. Be happy that you escaped from her. Something better is in store for you. Chin Up.
TheScholtens 15
I woulda told her it was fake!
bullshitspanish 15
Nobody can MAKE you do anything
gamermonster 34
Should have said that the diamond was made of glass :)
kindabusy 5
your an idiot
LucasVDB 23
Steal the diamond and replace it with a cubic zirconia.