Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sad ex-wife
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Anonymous
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
FML
United States
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
unknown
Canada
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Anon
Stafford, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
SweptWolf
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
LOSER
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
FootInMouth
South Africa
Foot in mouth
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Top comments
Calingaladha 21
Make sure to spit shine it.
Tripartita 45
"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."
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Comments (98)
cosmicdancer84 7
wtf, get rid if that bitch. Do you need such a shitty person in your life? life is too short for this crap. tell her to **** off, have some ******* pride.
Witchylady 18
Unless you work at a jewellery store and your job is to clean jewellery there is no reason for you to have cleaned it.
Roadmaster6k 6
You could have said no.
mbethel 14
crazy
Cenobyte 10
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Be grateful.
deejflat 17
My friend made an ex gift wrap his fiancées gift per my suggestion. She must have been over him cause she did it with a smile on her face.
kemando 22
I'd have said: "well, I've done the best I can... but the stain of adultery just won't come off."
jvanevery 19
I'm sorry you should have said f*** off get the hell away from me we are exs now
shadowshalf 8
should of threw it across the room and "lost" it
LostDN 9
nobody can "make" you do anything