Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
My god, it's breeding
fylx100 19
I've lost all hope for humanity...
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dredkin 5
And YOUR part of the problem!
BubbleGrunge 18
The amount of pregnant teen jersey shore wannabes is to damn high!
Daffodilly 14
YOU'RE
spongeydude4 2
Wait pretentious isnt a foreign word? ...i have some 'splanin to do...
mikeymayhem_87 15
The corruption of youth..... Jersey Shore has got to be stopped!!
j_cat187 20
We need help from al-Qaeda.
Keep_It_Hot99 8
252- No. Just no.
j_cat187 20
Amazing, SouthPark reference anyone? New Jersey taking over the US?
emeraldisle 30
I'm so glad jersey shore isn't in my country.
Kimitte 1
You are so lucky, 42..It's terrible where I live..
soad2014 7
47, I'm going to buy Rosetta Stone, learn your language, and move to your country.
emeraldisle 30
Umm what language do you think we speak in Ireland?
BradTheBrony 19
Martian.
sportcrazychick4 7
Galic! :)
random_jay 6
Grab her poof and throw her across the room
monalisa911 1
good job way to stereotype. my impression Is that you must be a bitch
torbey 23
I agree completely, stupid assumptions to make about someone you apparently just met.
Zomg_Okay 27
She's fifteen years old, pregnant and has an attitude problem. She's hardly the ******* cream of the crop. OP's opinion on the girl is completely justified.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well it's pretty ridiculous to judge the OP when they are someone you have NEVER met.
roadrash2003 4
And your judging her like she did the fifteen year old so now who's the hipacriate
livehappy 8
272 - You mean a hypocrite? I don't know what a "hipacriate" is, but before you judge my generation based on their grammatical knowledge, please gain some yourself.
torbey 23
YDI for being so judgemental towards someone you only just met.
Welshite 40
#51: Does that mean I can be judgmental against you?
holly_fly 34
When were they judgmental... OP used a word a pregnant 15 year old didn't know and got cussed out for it. O.o
Dcm210 19
hopefully she get hit by a bus.
acidkitten 14
bit harsh
olpally 33
79- it has to happen.