Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
My god, it's breeding
fylx100 19
I've lost all hope for humanity...
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AlexaWuzHere 31
I swear, she needs some sense knocked into her. Her parents must be so proud.
ebonyirony 29
Well she's already knocked up.
l23VIVE 17
What she needs is an abortion... Can you imagine a child raised by someone who thinks "pretentious" is a foreign word? It scares me to think of what the outcome will be.
Laurenlou 24
222- Adoption would be the better option. The baby definitely should not be raised by a silly teen who obviously knows nothing. But that doesn't mean that the baby has to die.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
230 depending on how many weeks pregnant she is the baby may not be alive yet (I think the cut off is 3 weeks but I'm not 100% on that) so abortion may still be an option
AH1Zviper 15
What parents?
Threnody666 19
It sucks that we have to rely on these brain dead morons to run our futures. The world should just end to put us all out of our misery.
owlfeatures 8
If only it was that easy...
mrnuleef 7
You two sound like those kind of villains that want to save the world by destroying everything in it. Noah's ark style. The sad thing is its not that villainous the way things are going in the world now... *sigh*
AlexaWuzHere 31
It's alright, I know many smart, talented students around my age. Don't give up hope yet.
mrnuleef 7
Thank you for that renewal of faith. I reset the timer on the bomb i sent to the core of the earth. Its my back up just in case another jersey shore cast member reproduces.
legitkitty 11
Wow I hate people like the girl in OP's FML, and I hate people who think all of our generation is like that even more. Some of us have brains, you know. *waits for comment to get buried*
S7YX 9
It's hard to ignore the fact that the new generation is slowly descending into the depths of hell, dragging all of us along with them.
moonfal 21
Not all teens are like that. But, I have lost faith in the kids of my age. It's quite sad really.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Not every teen is like that. I'm 14, going on 15, and I actually give a damn. I don't "party", smoke weed, have sex, or drink, and I bust my humps to do well in school. In fact, I'm studying to be an engineer. So you CAN have faith in humanity knowing that there are lots of us wanting to be successful in life.
MochiDango 4
268- I am the same way, yet I am nineteen going on to twenty, I would rather curl up with a cup of tea and read than go out and party. I work a part time job and I'm going to college to be a therapist. My suggestion to you is to work hard in school, but don't let it overwhelm you, the last year of high school is easy, and it's one of the best feelings when you walk across that stage and people are cheering for you.
MusicIsEpic 10
Not all of us are like that! I swear!
skigirl98 9
A "facepalm" would be appropriate at this time.
acidkitten 14
your picture had me in fits of laughter when I'm supposed to be asleep omg lol sorry
Isoldael 27
I suppose the movie Idiocracy might not be too wrong about our race's future...
Everclear92 2
i love that movie!!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"ow my balls!"
BeRealB 4
And they say that's our countries 'future'... SMH
l23VIVE 17
Country's*
BeRealB 4
**** off*
llamafish 25
That was quite pretentious of you to say that to her.
DrewFluIngle 10
Dear god 0.0 I hate what people my age are coming too.. It's like a Jersey Shore zombie invasion.
Zomg_Okay 27
Better idea. We grab our rifles and hunt down the brainless ones. Then, instead of ensuring we are remembered, we're making sure they are forgotten.
OneGirlsLife 20
I weep for my generation(T.T)
owlfeatures 8
You're not the only one. But if some of us are weeping for our generation it has to mean we aren't all that bad, an we seem to be quit a thew weeping. I have a little hope.
DracoSpirita 21
People like her don't need to breed. They're destroying the world.
mizteri 1
Just ignore the lower life form. You did well.