Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
My god, it's breeding
fylx100 19
I've lost all hope for humanity...
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Achall91 17
I wish her kid luck. It'll need it with her as it's mother.
Lauranna_fml 9
You have to laugh at some of these comments "Maybe she was raped" and "Don't be so judgmental". Please 99% of the time they are pregnant because they decided to have sex and were too dumb to think about contraception. Has no one ever seen 16 and pregnant? Nearly all of them admit that they screwed up when it comes to contraception or they didn't use it at all. My favourite excuse was "I didn't want to go on the pill because I didn't want to get fat". That girl sounds like trailer trash and don't act like you wouldn't judge them at all. You may not say it aloud but your thinking it. I wonder too how many of the people defending this girl on this website are or were teen parents themselves?
moonfal 21
Contraception is sometimes not even talked about between the partners, which is sad and how STDs are spread from lack of safety precautions.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Because EVERYTHING on TV is true...
lostcrazydiamond 10
I don't want to live on this planet anymore... -_-
Futacy 30
Snooki had her baby already?
luna2152 3
As a Timbuk 3 song.
mario2012 18
This s just sad.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Poor girl... She can't have a bright future :/
qBAMFp 8
why the hell would you put up with that?
Bluekaren16 19
The Offspring - The Kids aren't alright
sabri246 5
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
roadrash2003 4
We can go to space and live