Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
My god, it's breeding
fylx100 19
I've lost all hope for humanity...
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Enslaved 38
Did you put the word "Yo" in front of it so she'd understand it better? Or would "Yo" confuse her even more?
8KAGE8 8
Hope for humanity -30
skullofdarkness 18
Only 30???
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Really? My number's probably like -10,000 by now.
j_cat187 20
It's over nine thousand!!!!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
negative infinity - 30?
noodleboix 10
There's no arguing with these people Don't think too much on it
mrnuleef 7
I think we can all agree that at some point in time whether it be past, present, or future, humanity will face some pretty shitty times, but there will be golden ages too. And that fallout KICKS ASS!
VioletRaven1 8
I get it's not your fault but the yelling might just be the hormones and I doubt it but she could of been raped or something like that. But it's not your fault when she is older she might become smarter and realize not to be rude about someone who knows more. But just to add in I don't know what pretentious means
Bloobloke 12
You don't know the meaning of "pretentious"? That's embarrassing to admit considering you have Google and can look it up. You should also look up "run on sentence" and see if you can get some help with that.
roadrash2003 4
That was rude at least she was willing to say she don't know what it means and neither do I
vocaloidtiger 12
273 ~ That would be *doesn't*, not *don't*.
roadrash2003 4
I don't give a flying **** what it is everybody on here is just looking for a reason to put someone down for something
marrriah 6
There's nothing wrong with watching Jersey Shore! I'm 17 and I'm soon be going to University, I won't say that I'm the most intelligent girl on earth but I'm not dumb either, so you guys shouldn't blame it all on Jersey Shore, just saying :) Thees stupid young girls are just badly raised! (sorry for my English I'm not from USA)
white16sox 19
He didn't say there was something wrong with watching the show. All OP said was that she was a Jersey Shore wanna be.
laurenlovesjb 20
Yet you still manage to spell "these" wrong.
brianjman14 23
I'm guessing her spelling of "these" was a typo, since she didn't try to say "theez" or "thise". She most likely just mixed up the s and the e, so I wouldn't call her out on that. Just sayin'.
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Plus she just apologized for her grammar, and she isn't from the US... I don't know how you missed that.
Link7130 4
I weep for humanity. we are supposed to be the future of this nation. Jersey Shore is the most idiotic thing ever. I'm glad your comment is blocked
mrnuleef 7
Probably some guido.
Reeserr 3
Nice life story
Donat96 20
Stop it before it lays eggs.
BunnySlippers 6
Too late.
gracehi 33
I'm wondering why you were forced to smile and nod during her idiotic rant. Even if you were in a work situation, such as she being a customer, you don't have to put up with verbal abuse, especially when it's unwarranted. You could have politely corrected her mistake, and if she continued swearing at you, asked your boss to step in.