Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
My god, it's breeding
fylx100 19
I've lost all hope for humanity...
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Comments (376)
ThexFroggyGirl 21
I'm ashamed to be a part of this generation. I should've been born a hundred years ago.
blondecat 6
184 people who said ydi are brain dead pregnant 15 year old jersey white trash girls. Just saying
XxskyelovexX 13
not all people from jersey are brain dead white trash
kriz_allizwell 6
i dont wanna live on this planet anymore, my faiiiith in hu-manity is loooost... my life is bad, and i feel bad, i-had-a-little hope aaaaaaaannnnnddddd ITS GOOOOONNNNEEEEEE...
xpaulatanx 10
The majority of this current generation is horrible. This is why I never want to have kids, because screw my influence, this whole world is trash, and I wouldn't want my kids growing up surrounded by trash. -_-
laden_swallow09 35
If only I were there to witness it, I'd make sure you or anyone else wouldn't have to suffer that monstrosity. Natural selection needs a little "help".
greeneye_fml 12
Stuff like this makes me sympathize with people who go on shooting sprees.
fyl7899 12
277--youre confusing americans with ricans and blacks. im american and i make way too much money to qualify for welfare thank you
emo666_ 0
and where do you work?
khildebrand2294 9
What a ******* idiot! This is why this world is filled with morons like that! Jersey Shore should be taken off the air and every one of those morons should just either die or **** themselves (although most of them do the second one almost every day.)
StreetReaper 9
They live among us. They are breeding uncontrollably and some are even old enough to vote. Be very scared.