Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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Death_Hoe_Inn 10
My god, it's breeding
fylx100 19
I've lost all hope for humanity...
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Comments (376)
katiebrynn 2
So every 15 year old in this generation watches jersey shore and gets knocked up .. All of you are super dumb if you stereo type this generation like that
theartists 5
Because this, folks, is the product of centuries of inbreeding.
heyred 11
That's what happens when we give out trophies for participation and discourage winning. What did we think was going to happen?
MargaretColleen 8
This is why I hate my generation.
MoerGrapeDrank 0
Let the executions began. Quite seriously if we murdered all the people with horrible grammar. Wouldn't the world be a better place. Like say a person walks up to you and say. "I ain't got no bad grammar" you could shoot them in the face. They deserve it.
HmongJohn 9
First of all good job for keeping your cool during the situation OP... And she seriously needs to get some sense knocked into her...
uhnevermind 24
I think getting stuff knocked into her is already one of her problems. :/
BloodFaerie 21
Don't you just love it when you see someone complaining about grammar and they use bad grammar? Sometimes the comments on here are better than the FMLs.
StayClassyLassy 6
I can't stand teenage pregnancy at all. There isn't a good enough reason for a child to be having a child, unless she was raped, but in that case she had no say on it.
BloodRedViola 12
... my generation is stupid. I feel sorry for you.
VixSparda 5
two words. stab. her