Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I liked a photo posted in 2016 while scrolling through someone's social media profile. In a panic, I blocked him. Ten minutes later, I remembered that we work together. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I get the feeling he found out where you work via your social media. Gather evidence to prove he's stalking you, then go to the police.
Allie614032 34
Just keep ignoring him and hopefully he'll stop trying to contact you. I agree with the previous comment, he probably found where you work through your social media before you blocked him, or from LinkedIn, or even some of your friends who don't know the situation. If the behaviour persists, try for a restraining order.
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cornyrob 33
Have you checked out what you have public on Facebook?
maroongrad 13
He's stalking you because he thinks you are nice and you are safe. Prove him wrong. Go off on him, pull the crazy beotch card. Tell him the only thing smaller than his brain is his dick, that you have better taste and you've seen things stuck to your shoe that looked and smelled better than him, that you know why he's single and that he's such a loser, and don't remotely be nice. If you have his name, use google and facebook and see if you can find his family (mom or dad would work) and let them know what crap he's pulling. Scream, rant, rave, cuss him out, insult him again and again and again. You be a nice normal person, and his stalker ass will go from annoying to dangerous. I also recommend getting a very large male friend (or friends) to loom over him and threaten him. Most men are pretty decent people and they don't approve of this shit either...you may be able to get even a casual acquaintance to step in and put this asshole in his place. YOU might be a "safe victim" but they tend to back off when someone bigger, nastier, and with more testosterone makes their presence felt.
Gofuckyourself 24
Get a restraining order. That's toxic behavior.
Felice Godin 19
you have a stalker and a mental one at that to maybe you need to put a restraining order on that guy