Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
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iltby 3
Um...that's kind of assault.
ActionManly 11
WTF you guys.. how is this a YDI?!
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Comments (128)
bigbadtim 7
Now you have a story to tell your grandkids one day. How back in 2010, you survived an old lady ass kicking.
fmlbrooo 0
lmfaO ^^^
liiipzs0swe3t 0
Lmao wtf so random is would have hit her back lol
liiipzs0swe3t 0
Lmao wtf so random is would have hit her back lol
liiipzs0swe3t 0
I agree with 85
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Or y'know, just call security. ;)
duder_chick 0
LOL! I used to work at Wal-Mart..I know how it can be when your out of something....However I was never hit because we were out of items!
tchaikovsky93 0
Omg LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha
firstdbzmaker 15
that's why I hate old people
varkey 7
you should have punched her in the face FYL
katecookieface 0
THAT'S WHY OLD PEOPLE SUCK. Just sayin'.