Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
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iltby 3
Um...that's kind of assault.
ActionManly 11
WTF you guys.. how is this a YDI?!
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Comments (128)
Nightstrike07 1
ugh I hate old people, shudda pushed her over and laughed when she couldn't get back up
insertusernamehe_fml 0
help! I've fallen and I can't get up.
sebastianduarte1 0
hahaha!!!
Guapito91 0
Sucks to be you when your balls start sagging...
GluttunousQueen 0
lmfaoo!!!
InDenial 6
****. What has the world come to? No respect. And it doesn't matter if it's because she's old that's nit an excuse.
As1LayDying 4
I woulda told her to go **** herself. mean old bitch
LifeIsAPain_fml 0
Oh my fukin gosh ur prof pic scary as *** dam
Caliskaterboy213 0
i love the clown pic
eat_this_buddie 5
captain spalding!!!
flamegrilled123 3
sue the shit out of her
FFML_314 12
What was the item? If it were something like, Depends or Poli-Grip, I understand! :P
perdix 31
Or maybe it was something even more stereotypical of elderly women, like a turbocharged vibrator. Try getting Grandma one this Xmas -- she'll bequeath you everything in her will ;)
FFML_314 12
Life as I know it, just got a whole lot better. I somehow feel I should leave this conversation, before things get out of control! Besides, people are starting to get the wrong impression. Mainly because they're creeps. :P *Waves at creeper*
perdix 31
Back in the olden days, "rain check" was slang for what is now called a "Golden Shower." She got pissed off because she didn't want to get pissed on.
FFML_314 12
I can't seem to think of a single reason why, someone would /not/ want to get pissed on.
perdix 31
Until ten seconds ago, I never thought I'd want to piss on anyone. Suddenly, I think change is a good thing...
FFML_314 12
I think you'll find that it's quite enjoyable. Some people just don't try new things.
FFML_314 12
How do I even respond to you? You're supposed to piss on your woman. You men! Learn to mark you territory! If you don't piss on us, someone else will. Man, this conversation is weird. Even for me and you all know...I'm ******* weird!
FFML_314 12
I 'baaaa' like a sheep! I also prefer to be in a barn. Have you ever heard of a position called 'The Swan' ?
FFML_314 12
You're wrong. It's a position I invented. It's done while in a fountain. The woman has to place one leg to the sk....OK, this isn't appropriate. You're enabling the creepers!
perdix 31
Aiieee! Don't stop! The creepers are just getting warmed up! Er, I mean, I think THEY are.
sourgirl101 29
Yep don't be shy.... *taking notes (:
FFML_314 12
LOL! Perdix, they ARE warmed up. I shouldn't be saying anything. I'm a bit of a creep myself. Taking notes? Sourgirl, you dirty, dirty girl! This conversation is...well..it's...odd.
sourgirl101 29
How can I be dirty when I'm in a fountain? That's a built in shower.
FFML_314 12
Look at you! Doin 'The Swan' I like it!
sourgirl101 29
So if I sing in this fountain/shower will I be doing my Swan song? Hell! Why are the lights going dark?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*ding dong* Pizza's he-- Heyo! Do you ladies need a hand? *wiggles eyebrows and mustache*
FFML_314 12
No, but I could really use your foot!
perdix 31
I've seen your picture before, Irish, and I didn't detect a 'stache.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That was taken before the hormone therapy kicked in, perdix. ;)
verrronica 7
old people think they can do whatever they want.
Juneyah1017 9
lmao you got owned by a granny.
kenjiisown 1
Yeah, it's absolute bullshit. I would love to hit her back but I would be afraid it would cost me my job.
zachjack 0
PERDIX FTW!!!
thenormalguy 0
Thats assault. The elderly can't do anything they want.