Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I secretly took a day off work, since I had to use up my vacation, and wanted a "me day." My wife called, and I was ready to pretend to be at work. Too bad the cat decided to come up behind me and meow loudly, alerting my wife that I was home. She's pissed. FML
Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
You've cat to be kitten me
sydneysays 15
Write "meowwy christmas" on it
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Comments (62)
KayyKaylyn 14
Stop being so nice to crazies! Lol
kstephens2326 15
sounds like the crazy cat lady at my job!! They are everywhere =0
kaceyma 5
r u alex form target
brand125 17
yes i am
JustAHuman123 3
or Ryan from 7/11..ha
greencurtains74 11
They sound fun!:)
worldclassrager 41
This isn't too drastic...is it?
creativityisnt 19
And how does she know you have a cat..?
beefsteak07 12
Just tell her your cat died
thehartwants 4
OP here, I was helping the customer with the kitty litter when we started talking about our cats. It started off just small talk and she just did a complete 180 on me.
WoldowJR 25
*frantically searched Google for good "cat" puns*
False_Stupidity 42
So, she wants a picture of your pussy. That's a bit creepy isn't it?
iluvFMLs15 19
but not JUST her pussy...her with her pussy. that's just wrong in so many ways....