Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
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Top comments
beansgc 0
why was he looking at your **** anyway?
overachiever 0
Don't worry about it. You know what they say. Good things come in small packages!
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Comments (31)
DamnDatFML 0
What did 2 say I can't see it....
zachjack 0
mi dick is 27 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NON ERRECT!
Super_Salo 0
Maybe he laughed because of how small his was in comparison? (?_´)?
faithlashay 0
Isn it guy code not to look at eachother in the bathroom..lol(:
FUCKTARD_HATER 15
Yup article 30 and 33 (30: no comparing junk sizes. 33: a guy looks straight ahead while using an urinal) source the bro code by Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) and Matt Kuhn
chacko448 3
HE GOT DAT SHRIMP DICK
MattKing4665 2
This is one of the most rude things I've ever heard of..
irritatedone 5
Well did you get a good look at his too? How big was it? Why in the world would you not look back at him?
whos_ur_daddy1 19
His name says it all...