Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML
Today, I wore new shoes to work, which turned out to be the loudest shoes on the planet when walking on the office lino. Every step echoed like a cartoon villain entering a room. My coworker asked if I needed some WD-40. I still had six hours left to walk around. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML
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FNovus 0
why the hell were there bells attached to her feet anyway
mura_fml 0
Next time don't get shitfaced when you have to work in the morning. I assume you're not in college anymore... That would still be annoying, though, even if you aren't hungover, so fyl for having a person like that as a boss.
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Comments (58)
jollyjam1 2
Serves you right for doing drugs loser.
SickSickSick7511 0
Lol. I Love how you counted how many rounds she did.
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Good reason to NOT get trashed the night before work, lol.
xlossofmex 0
Seinfeld anyone?
felixfelix 0
ydi but your boss must be one naughty kitty to get bells put on her.
boomboomyau 0
I'm pretty sure it was 35 times, to be exact.
alexiiiiis09 0
Guys they probably meant their boss after a night of drinking, not themself?
sykopyro69 0
then either don't show up to work with a damn hangover or don't drink the previous night DUH ur own damn fault I HOPE those bells gave u a migraine
soccerchickrocks 0
then don't drink asswhole
dexter341 0
Greatest. Troll. Ever.